if you die in a textpost you die in real life
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sticks and stones may break your bones but my dick would absolutely destroy you
In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.
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A WISE MAN ONCE SAID:
I have never reblogged something so fast in my LIFE.
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